Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
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Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
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