I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
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so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
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No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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