i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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