Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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