so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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