Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
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the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
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DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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