Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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