I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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