I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
i think my cat just said my name.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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