whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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