I don't think brook has ever known best
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
soo... how was my night?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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