porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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