took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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