The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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