Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
