We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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