im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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