Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Congratulations! We have a period
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