doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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