you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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