it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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