Define "chronic" masturbator.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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