Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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