so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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