btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
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It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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