He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
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Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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