Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
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You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
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Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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