thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
Randomize
