he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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