if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
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My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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