...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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