Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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