Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
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Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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