I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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