Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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