she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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