Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
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Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
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