Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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