Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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