Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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