If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
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