so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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