i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Shame is for Republicans.
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