Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Watching her eat just hurts me
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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