Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I deserve this hangover.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
