i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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