I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
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I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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