Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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