okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
try to milk me bitch
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