kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize
