OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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