Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I should be sponsored by Trojan
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
True strength comes from lack of pants
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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