got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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