I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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