return my video game
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
