This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
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It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
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I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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