what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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